Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Oh jeez! Why did I ever rated it 2? Because it deserved such ratings!Spiderman 3 was so much wasn't what I expected it to be! Hitting the blockbuster in the screens on it's premiere, I really thought that it was somehow worth watching!
But then I was glad that I did not watch it as it premiered. Glad that I didn't squeeze myself in the movie houses where people do stand just to be able to watch! Because if I did, I would be too much damn hating myself until now! =P
Ok, why do you think I hate the movie? Well, I don't actually hate it, I was just frustrated by it!
First, being the 3rd installment, I actually expected it to be super great especially that Harry will be seeking revenge for his father.
And what the heck? Why did those sandman and the little creepy black thing from outerspace appeared? Unlike the first two installments, they only focused on one enemy! And those enemies were really challenging, from Green Goblin to this annoying Dr. Octivius/Octopus.
But this time? God, what was with that stupid sandman? I thought he was annihilated or something but after a couple of hours perhaps, he became MR. SANDMAN!! -applause!-
Ok enough with that. So, Peter was like very sorry to Harry and he wanted to explain things and stuff, but Harry didn't listen and the next thing we know, Harry was already attacking him with that glider like his fathers; Peter managed to bring him down, losing his memoryand in a snap of a finger, gained back his memory!! Awww, in those three hours that we've watched it, everything happened so fast!
So this gruesome VENOM thing as they called it, made Peter Parker a bad man. He kills, humiliates and embarrasses people! Why did he become like that? Because his stupid best friend asked his pathetic actres wannabe girlfriend to break up with him!
Breaking his heart should be a big NO-NO in your "How to Kill Spiderman" list! Because he would kill you instead! LOL!!
Ok so what else? Oh yeah, I really hate the way they make good pathetic people into bad guys!!
1. Harry Osborn - we know he loved Peter so much as his best friend but after finding out that he was Spiderman, believing that he killed his father, he changed into this very bad person who wanted to avenge his father's death. No matter how his best friend explains that he didn't kill his father, he wouldn't listen and he was still on his mind to want to kill Spiderman.
2. Random robber/thief who was known to have killed Ben Parker and has a daughter who was sick - he steals and robs because of his daughter. He wasn't originally a bad man knowing that he does the crime just to save his daughter's life. But just because of a freaking accident, he turned out to be this random SANDMAN!
3. -insert name here- Brocks - the new photographer who was trying to steal Peter's position as a photographer in the Daily Bugle. Ok, so he was kind of a jackass, but he wasn't really that bad! After the VENOM-SPIDEY humiliated him, he somehow wished that Spiderman would get killed and oh, his wish was granted in an instant as the creepy venom transferred into him, making him a monster!!
So that would make it three s to one!! But who do you think has won? Of course, it's our friendly neigborhood SPIDERMAN! As expected, yeah!
Ok now let's go to the characters!
1. Peter Parker - he has a very cute, funny and consistent character in the three installments, I have nothing to say against him! Toby Maguire was the greatest!
2. Mary Jane Watson - ok, pretty consistent character, too! But I just realized that she was always frustrated with her acting career yet she doesn't know that her real life was an acting itself. Seems like she was her own actress in her real life! Always being the subject of hurt and of course, full-time action! How come she doesn't get traumatized after almost falling about 100-feet in three movies? LOL! And her singing voice! Man! I really can't understand how a 2007-bred woman could have a 1930's kind of voice! No wonder she was fired from her job! =P
Ok well let's go to the ending now! Hahaha!! A Spiderman movie could actually have that super cheesy ending? Oh-Em-Gee big time!
I have nothing against that venom ending because it was indeed so cool! But the sandman ending! Hahaha! It made me cry!! It made me cry because of its cheesiness! LOL! It was so crazy! Flying away like that! Reminded me of the mummy!
And as expected, Harry died! Yes, I know he would die when he decided to go and help Peter fight back his enemies! Because of course, when a person becomes good, he dies! Haha! Sandman was lucky though! =P
-sighs- why did I even bother typing this long for a very frustrating movie like that? So now you understand why I gave it a 2? I wasn't frustrated because of the cinematography, I was just frustrated because of the way they wrapped everything up in one movie as if there won't be another one next anymore. Or will there be? =P
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hahaha. noname rodriguez, u are something. well sorry to disagree with u but i think spidey 3 was really great. and i mean really great. hehehe.
well, bout ur arguements on almost vrything here are my thoughts.
1. "Why did those sandman and the little creepy black thing from outerspace appeared?"
well, director and writer Sam Raimi can't just make it all up or erase those characters in a snap of a finger. why? because spiderman is a fictional Marvel Comics superhero created by Stan Lee who was released in 1960's. and readers like and love the comic character and the antagonists. the movie must be loyal to the original plot as it was released by marvel comics as stated (for sure) in the franchise contract
2. "God, what was with that stupid sandman? I thought he was annihilated or something but after a couple of hours perhaps, he became MR. SANDMAN!!"
see my answer in number 1
3. "So, Peter was like very sorry to Harry and he wanted to explain things and stuff, but Harry didn't listen and the next thing we know, Harry was already attacking him with that glider like his fathers; Peter managed to bring him down, losing his memoryand in a snap of a finger, gained back his memory!!"
yes, correct the same happen in marvel comics.
4. "So this gruesome VENOM thing as they called it, made Peter Parker a bad man. He kills, humiliates and embarrasses people! Why did he become like that? Because his stupid best friend asked his pathetic actres wannabe girlfriend to break up with him!" yes, just like in the comics.
5. "Ok so what else? Oh yeah, I really hate the way they make good pathetic people into bad guys!!"
in my literature 1 class, i learned that what u mean here is the conflict of the story. and conflicts in ebry story is important to spice up the plot and the climax. u wouldn't want a draggy story right? that's what conflicts are for.
6. "But who do you think has won? Of course, it's our friendly neigborhood SPIDERMAN! As expected, yeah!" yes as expected in vry good vs. evil story, good will always rule over evil. u can even check the bible on that. hehehe. what do u want to see pala? spidey will be killed and the sandman and venom will rule the earth until doomday?
7. for all of your other arguements, see my answer in number 1.
hehehehe. just like harry potter neym, chris columbus (hp movie 1 & 2), alfonso cuaron (Hp movie 3)and Mike Newell (HP4 movie director) can't make a movie different from the novels written by joan rowling or else the readers will kill warner brothers for that. hehehe.
have you read the comics, dhawell? have you seen venom, mr. sandman and hob goblin together in one episode of the comics? i think not! those villains are characters of the marvel comics, i agree but all of them did not appear in one episode and the spiderman comic series didn't wrap everything up in the third volume of the comics!
harry did become a villain, as he became hob goblin because he wanted to avenge his father's death. but in the comics, he was a totally different villain than in the movie. in the second installment of spiderman, he already has plans of killing spidey but in the third, it was like evrything was unplanned. he suddenly attacked spiderman just after peter tried to explain everything to him. in the comics, he also lost his memory, but he hasn't regained his memory until the next comic volume.
in the third sequel, i damn expected that only VENOM would be spiderman's enemy and even not through the brocks character. i really can't believe that he would be accompanied by the sandman one! because the sandman is an entirely different villain. i mean different volume villain.
hob goblin (harry osborn)'s time was supposed to be longer in the comics. his character in the movie became too small that no one noticed him when in fact, apart from venom, he should be a main villain. but it turned out that he was only thesupporting villain who finally came to realize everything in the end...
i have nothing against the characters and all, i was just too frustrated by the way they joined those 3 characters in one sequel and wrap everything up, from ben parker's death.
i didn't say spiderman should be defeated. i just stated it because obviously, we all know he would win!
good characters turning bad. well i just hate that, but i actually respect your opinion about the conflict thing. in the spidey comics, it's supposed to be that way, i just suggested that i hate it...
and now i've came to realize...i think they aren't making a part 4 anymore. or are they? then if they would, i don't think it'll be better anymore because harry's dead and harry wasn't supposed to die yet that early...
-sighs- and in the comics? MJ and Peter got married! =P
haaay name, u dont expect the movie to be by-episodes just lije the comics right? they need to summarize all of it in just one 3 movies. hehehe. anyway, lets not argue about spidey ok. the point that it grossed millions of dollars means that its a good movie and people like it. hehehe. people like me. lol
nah, it grossed a million dollars because people thought it's good! =P hahaha! yeah, that's why i said i think there won't be a part 4 anymore because they wrapped everything up in the third installment! ehehe...oh well, what can i do though, i also watched it! =P
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