Tina: So here’s what’s gonna happen…My dad, he’s the king of the vampires, and Asian vampires are the most vicious of all the vampires. You’re going to let me wear my lady demon clothes or my dad will fly to your bedroom and bite your face off. He’s really pissed. Is that what you want?

Principal Figgins: No, I don’t want it… I’m afraid

Tina: Good, I’m glad we had this talk, now I have to go back to my coffin because the light is burning my eyes!

Tina - Glee

Principal Figgings was just sooooo funneh! :))