My favorite quotes from Breaking Dawn

"You're pregnant! You're pregnant, aren't you?
-Charlie Swan

"I'm sure about you. The rest I can live through."
-Bella Swan

"Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?"
-Bella Swan

ALICE: "No one will dare to call you plain when I'm through with you."
BELLA: "Only because they're afraid you'll suck their blood."

"He won't cross you today. He values his life too much."
-Rosalie Hale

"Alice wouldn't let us do anything else. Every time we tried, she all but ripped our throats out."
-Renee

"Enjoying the party, Mrs. Cullen?"
-Edward Cullen

"Then I suppose you don't realize how utterly, heart-breakingly beautiful you are tonight."
-Edward Cullen

"By the way, I love you."
-Bella Cullen

"You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating."
-Edward Cullen

"You're the best, smartest, most talented sister in the whole world."
-Bella Cullen

"Don't be afraid, We belong together."
-Bella Cullen

"So you seduced your all-too-willing husband. That's not a capital offense."
-Edward Cullen

"If I don't have a better sense of equilibrium in my next life, I'm demanding a refund."
-Bella Cullen

"It's an excuse—she wants to make sure I haven't killed you yet."
-Edward Cullen

"Over my pile of ashes,""
-Rosalie Hale

"Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother, Jacob? His name is 'Shut the hell up'."
-Bella Cullen

"Is dementia one of your symptoms?"
-Jacob Black

Thank you, Captain Obvious. That doesn't matter to me. I'm staying with Seth.
-Leah Clearwater

Under my baby brother is not an upgrade.
-Leah Clearwater

"You know how you drown a blonde, Rosalie? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool."
-Jacob Black

"The chainsaw impersonation was getting a little tired."
-Rosalie Hale

"What are we, chopped liver?"
-Jacob Black

SETH: Edward looked like he was gonna rip her head off.
JACOB: Too bad he didn't.

"You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair."
-Rosalie Hale

"She's going to be dazzling."
-Alice Cullen

"Edward gave me grief for not getting you to a mirror before the wedding,"
-Alice Cullen

"Did you want to stay in the country? Or were you planning to continue on to Canada this afternoon?"
-Edward Cullen

"You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?"
-Bella Cullen

ALICE: "I know—I'll play you for it, rock, paper, scissors."
EDWARD: "Why you don't you just tell me who wins?"
ALICE: "I do. Excellent."

"She's going to be the most spoiled half-vampire in existence."
-Alice Cullen

"Just a few seconds more, Bella. Then she'll go annoy someone else."
-Edward Cullen

"Esme sacrificed her second-best silver service to keep the little monster entertained."
-Rosalie Hale

"You. Me. Arm-wrestling. Dining room table. Now."
-Bella Cullen

"Er, Bella, I think Esme is fairly fond of that table. It's an antique."
-Alice Cullen

"I still think Dracula One and Dracula Two are creep-tacular."
-Jacob Black

"Aren't they feeding you up there?"
-Charlie Swan

"Well, she looks like a freaking supermodel, that's what she looks like."
-Max

"They'll be shocked when the infants save their superior lives, won't they?"
-Edward Cullen

"Seriously, people. They're not coming back. Everybody can relax now."
-Alice Cullen

"I missed you, too, Bella. So forgive me, and try to be satisfied with being the superhero of the day."
-Alice Cullen

"No one's ever loved anyone as much as I love you."
-Bella Cullen

EDWARD: "Damn it"
BELLA: "We have plenty of time to work on it"
EDWARD: "Forever and forever and forever"
BELLA: "That sounds exactly right to me."